TFW the president probably doesnt love your ass anymore.
TFW the president probably doesn't love your ass anymore. DREW ANGERER / GETTY IMAGES

Good morning, Portland! For the record, I love your asses, each and every one of them.

Okay, here are the headlines!

Four-Letter Words: Portland's own Gordon Sondland made his big debut during public impeachment hearings this morning, and boy, did he just make the fucking most of it. Sondland confirmed that there was a “clear quid pro quo” in the Ukraine scandal, and that “We followed the president’s orders" to make that quid pro quo happen. He also implicated both Mike Pence and Secretary of State Mike Pompeo, saying they were both well aware of what was going on.

"A Mix of Aspirational and Concrete Ideas": Portland mayoral candidate Sarah Iannarone has released her detailed public safety plan, which includes ideas like banning facial recognition technology from public spaces and having a "zero tolerance" policy for racist cops. Read more about the plan, and how it fits into current city politics, here.

The Circular Bridge: Oregon Governor Kate Brown and Washington Governor Jay Inslee are working together to revive the plan for a new Interstate 5 bridge from Portland to Vancouver. It isn't the first time this century that local leaders have taken a stab at the project—will things turn out differently this time around?

Nothing to See Here: Under Oregon law, members of the public are entitled to access public records—like public officials' emails and government memos, for example—through a request system. But a Multnomah County judge recently ruled that the city of Portland has been overcharging people when fulfilling their public records requests.

Audited: A new audit of Multnomah County's Mental Health and Addiction Services Division has found that hundreds of people with serious and persistent mental illnesses aren't enrolled in social services programs that they qualify for.

Paging Scarlett Johansson: A Hollywood executive once suggested that Julia Roberts play Harriet Tubman.

Sentence of the Day: "The salamander fire dude was honestly really cool because he’s really cute and he’s a small salamander that causes large fire things."